Takes one to know one

You guys are making it easier and easier to make fun of you. I mean, at least try a little bit.


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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #27

Dark twisted fantasy

You'd like that, wouldn't you?



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #26

It's about time someone spoke up

I never would have guessed a smart person would be writing on a stall wall. My mind can't handle this



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #25

Better you than me

"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell. Cuz I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell"


Um...ok. If that's what you want. I'm not going to stop you




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Found in: New Orleans, LA
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #24

The Christian savior has been reincarnated!

I always knew Jesus was full of shit...zinggggggg



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #23

Sensitivity

Wow, I'm surprised something this harmless offended someone. I mean, people draw pictures of boobs and penises on the stall walls and you don't see anyone bitching about that? But as soon as Gary Coleman comes into play, everybody FLIPS A SHIT. Loosen up. This post wasn't meant to be funny. This actually makes me angry.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #22

Stickin' it to the man!

Let me translate this roughly for you (keep in mind I don't speak douche): "You think a metal plate will keep me from being a huge asshole? I'm a big fucking loser."

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Found in: Bloomington, IN
Submitted by: Rena
Archived post #21

I'm pretty sure I don't care

Sorry to burst your bubble, but rice is inanimate and thus incapable of love. Try eHarmony or something so you can build an actual relationship with an actual person. But then again, I highly doubt your social abilities.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Sarah
Archived post #20

So full of hate

C'mon McCain, just accept the fact you lost.

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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Joel
Archived post #19

A Matter of Opinion

Pretty sure I saw a white girl writing this...

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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Velo
Archived post #18

2010 Census

New discovery reveals the government's new data-gathering method for this extremely important topic.

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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Velo
Archived post #17

Hooked on Phonics

Clearly this student doesn't go here.
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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Velo
Archived post #16

"You're So Far In The Closet, You Can See Narnia"

This guy deserves to be butt pounded by a mythical creature.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Asaf
Archived post #15

That's a low blow

Good one. Strangely enough, I could make the same argument about you, you large douche.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Ben
Archived post #14

I guess rock n roll lives on

No he doesn't.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Andrew
Archived post #13

What a romantic!

Listen, Leah will never see this. Unless Leah is a guy and uses the men's bathroom. And if that's the case, then this situation weirds me out and I really don't want to get involved. Gross.




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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Andrew
Archived post #12

Up and at em!

When I am having a good day, I go for a walk or do something fun. When this douchebag has a good day, they write about it in a bathroom stall. Go be positive somewhere else. Your uselessness is rubbing off on me.




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Found in: Bloomington, IN
Found by: Rena
Archived post #11

Yay motivation!

Gee thanks bathroom! I was feeling down until you wrote this uplifting note! Now I can poop with confidence!





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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Abby
Archived post #10

Yes, animal rights activists poop too

Not gonna lie, I think a bathroom stall is the last place I'd want to think about bacon. In addition, learn to spell "tasty" right, dumbass.




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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Natalie
Archived post #9

Whatchu thinkin' bout, Willis?

Think about what tomorrow? How much of a loser you are?

Oh yeah. And tomorrow is another day. Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure that one out. Thanks, Socrates.





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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Abby
Archived post #8

Tommy Tutone? More like Tommy Poo-tone

Really makes you miss the 80's, doesn't it? Also, who poops while listening to their iPod? I don't. Wait, should I? That actually sounds enjoyable...excuse me




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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Abby
Archived post #7

Make way for Poo-dacris

Great verse here. Not only does it not rhyme, but the lyrics are reminiscent of a young Tupac. Whoever wrote this lyrical genius, he and his 7th floor posse deserve credit for writing such deep rhymes. He beats the pussy in AND down so props to you, mystery lyricist, for beating the pussy in every which direction. Yay prepositions! We all know that famous phrase, "prepositions are a rapper's best friend." Move over hoes and weed, make way for prepositions!



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #6

Sign me up for this religion...

I feel that a bathroom with a brick wall is just asking for trouble. It appears we've got ourselves a perverted religion radical on our hands, which is strange because I always thought Catholic priests liked little boys



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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Natalie
Archived post #5

Hogwarts and Genital Warts

Never would I ever expect the Ministry of Magic entrance to be a dirty tampon vault. But then again, Hogwarts is a strange, strange place...




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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Riley
Archived post #4

I love touching fuzzy little...animals?

For those of you who can't see it says "Little gray squirrels have got such cute little cheeks. I love to touch their cheeks," to which some guy responded, "sick dude."

Guaranteed this guy has no friends.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Jordan
Archived post #3

Gotta love indie girls

There's a stereotype I've never heard before...indie girls hit me up


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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Zach
Archived post #2

A great step in race relations

Isn't this refreshing? Finally, white people are making good impressions.

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Found in Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post: #1