Up and at em!

When I am having a good day, I go for a walk or do something fun. When this douchebag has a good day, they write about it in a bathroom stall. Go be positive somewhere else. Your uselessness is rubbing off on me.




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Found in: Bloomington, IN
Found by: Rena
Archived post #11

Yay motivation!

Gee thanks bathroom! I was feeling down until you wrote this uplifting note! Now I can poop with confidence!





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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Abby
Archived post #10

Yes, animal rights activists poop too

Not gonna lie, I think a bathroom stall is the last place I'd want to think about bacon. In addition, learn to spell "tasty" right, dumbass.




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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Natalie
Archived post #9

Whatchu thinkin' bout, Willis?

Think about what tomorrow? How much of a loser you are?

Oh yeah. And tomorrow is another day. Doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure that one out. Thanks, Socrates.





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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Abby
Archived post #8

Tommy Tutone? More like Tommy Poo-tone

Really makes you miss the 80's, doesn't it? Also, who poops while listening to their iPod? I don't. Wait, should I? That actually sounds enjoyable...excuse me




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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Abby
Archived post #7

Make way for Poo-dacris

Great verse here. Not only does it not rhyme, but the lyrics are reminiscent of a young Tupac. Whoever wrote this lyrical genius, he and his 7th floor posse deserve credit for writing such deep rhymes. He beats the pussy in AND down so props to you, mystery lyricist, for beating the pussy in every which direction. Yay prepositions! We all know that famous phrase, "prepositions are a rapper's best friend." Move over hoes and weed, make way for prepositions!



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #6

Sign me up for this religion...

I feel that a bathroom with a brick wall is just asking for trouble. It appears we've got ourselves a perverted religion radical on our hands, which is strange because I always thought Catholic priests liked little boys



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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Natalie
Archived post #5

Hogwarts and Genital Warts

Never would I ever expect the Ministry of Magic entrance to be a dirty tampon vault. But then again, Hogwarts is a strange, strange place...




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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Riley
Archived post #4

I love touching fuzzy little...animals?

For those of you who can't see it says "Little gray squirrels have got such cute little cheeks. I love to touch their cheeks," to which some guy responded, "sick dude."

Guaranteed this guy has no friends.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Jordan
Archived post #3

Gotta love indie girls

There's a stereotype I've never heard before...indie girls hit me up


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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Zach
Archived post #2

A great step in race relations

Isn't this refreshing? Finally, white people are making good impressions.

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Found in Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post: #1