Better you than me

"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell. Cuz I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell"


Um...ok. If that's what you want. I'm not going to stop you




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Found in: New Orleans, LA
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #24

The Christian savior has been reincarnated!

I always knew Jesus was full of shit...zinggggggg



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #23

Sensitivity

Wow, I'm surprised something this harmless offended someone. I mean, people draw pictures of boobs and penises on the stall walls and you don't see anyone bitching about that? But as soon as Gary Coleman comes into play, everybody FLIPS A SHIT. Loosen up. This post wasn't meant to be funny. This actually makes me angry.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Andrew
Archived post #22

Stickin' it to the man!

Let me translate this roughly for you (keep in mind I don't speak douche): "You think a metal plate will keep me from being a huge asshole? I'm a big fucking loser."

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Found in: Bloomington, IN
Submitted by: Rena
Archived post #21

I'm pretty sure I don't care

Sorry to burst your bubble, but rice is inanimate and thus incapable of love. Try eHarmony or something so you can build an actual relationship with an actual person. But then again, I highly doubt your social abilities.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Sarah
Archived post #20

So full of hate

C'mon McCain, just accept the fact you lost.

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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Joel
Archived post #19

A Matter of Opinion

Pretty sure I saw a white girl writing this...

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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Velo
Archived post #18

2010 Census

New discovery reveals the government's new data-gathering method for this extremely important topic.

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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Velo
Archived post #17

Hooked on Phonics

Clearly this student doesn't go here.
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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Velo
Archived post #16

"You're So Far In The Closet, You Can See Narnia"

This guy deserves to be butt pounded by a mythical creature.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Asaf
Archived post #15

That's a low blow

Good one. Strangely enough, I could make the same argument about you, you large douche.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Submitted by: Ben
Archived post #14

I guess rock n roll lives on

No he doesn't.



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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Andrew
Archived post #13

What a romantic!

Listen, Leah will never see this. Unless Leah is a guy and uses the men's bathroom. And if that's the case, then this situation weirds me out and I really don't want to get involved. Gross.




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Found in: Madison, WI
Found by: Andrew
Archived post #12